Knock Yourself Out! The Goddess Beat the Final Boss in the Tutorial, So Now I'm Free to Do Whatever: Volume 1 [Parts 1 to 10] by Supana Onikage

Author:Supana Onikage
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Light Novel, partial, fantasy, comedy, isekai, goddess, gender-bend, cute girls
Publisher: J-Novel Club (generated)

“Hey, little missy, I overheard that you’re a peddler? I have a few suggestions for you, wanna hear ’em?”

Uh-oh, a shifty guy right off the bat! Compared to the adventurers I’d met—especially Blade—this man was acting awfully timid. He kept stealing glances at my chest as he held his glass in one hand. Just by looking at the glass, I could tell the drink was expensive. Though I wouldn’t expect any less from a guild based in mercantilism. All right—time to lead him on while fishing as much information as I can out of him!

“Hm? Suggestions? What do you mean? Won’t you tell me, big boooy?” The lean forward! The upturned eyes! The drawing out of syllables! The bewitching gaze! Teehee, flawless, if I do say so myself! Doing this to a guy is giving me goose bumps, though!

He looked positively infatuated. “U-Uh, right. Suggestions. That would be magic stones, of course! They pay top coin for those over in the Kingdom of Alchemy. If you go over there, you can also procure magic tools and potions for cheap, then sell them at a markup here. Rinse and repeat, and you’ll never go in the red.”

“Oh, you don’t say.” Sorry, buddy. That kingdom no longer exists. Your information’s dated! Or maybe that’s common in this world, what with the old technology? Let’s check. “But I heard the Kingdom of Alchemy fell into ruin.”

“Ha ha ha, there’s no way that’s true. An entire kingdom can’t be destroyed so easily—especially not one of the most powerful kingdoms to ever exist, ruled by the God of Destruction himself.”

“Ha ha... Yeah. Right, of course not.”

Okay, looks I’m not gonna learn anything from this guy, so time to switch targets! Let’s look for a woman this time... Whoa, hold the phone! Cute girl detected at the bar counter! Just at a glance, she looks younger than me—but that drink in her hand is most definitely alcohol! In other words, she’s a legal loli—ahem, I mean, a dwarf! I’ve already seen a half-dwarf, so it stands to reason regular dwarves would be a thing as well! Besides, she’s drinking alcohol and she’s short—she’s gotta be a dwarf! (Author’s Note: this is a stereotype.)

I walked away from the man without another word and headed for the legal loli instead. She had cute, naturally curly red hair and large, green eyes. She was sipping her glass with both hands, which was cute in itself. Was she drinking wine?

“Excuse me, do you have a moment?” I asked.

“Hm? Who the hell’re you? I’m enjoyin’ my drinking time right now, so buzz off.”

She glared at me coldly, but now was the time to stand my ground. I ignored her rejection and kept going. “Actually, I’ve just registered with the guild, and I’m looking to become a merchant. I noticed you were a woman like me, and as a newbie merchant, I thought I should introduce myself to someone clearly more experienced in the trade. Here, let me buy you a drink.”

“For

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